I’ve seen the ads. Everywhere. Including in my social media feed for The Real Real. What’s that you ask? Consignment shopping for rich-bitch stuff.
Oooh, verfied designer stuff for a fraction of the price. Here’s the ad that I received:
Limited edition Nike’s with a plutonium display case. Only $11,000! And they’re 8-years-old!!! WTF did this cost when it was brand new!?!? Seriously. Sneakers that I will scuff, get mud on, wear once or twice… then display them? I’d rather have the foosball table or margarita machine. Those are more valuable and worthy of “display.” You don’t want to see my foot juice on display.
Notice next to the ridic shoe box, the clear “Cinderella” pumps. For $647.50. What? Did Prince Charming get these back in the divorce settlement?
I’ll just stick with fake fake Target bargains and Amazon purchases.
And by the way, this website is real for whom? Most rich folk don’t consignment shop. This site must be for real fools who want to pretend they’re really rich with over-priced bullsh*t.
Editor-in-chief Kathy Vogel shares what's on her mind... through her fingers.