Farmer Fashion

Oh, no. Don’t tell me overalls are back in fashion. This is from the Venus catalogue. I love this company’s clothes. But I just can’t….

I haven’t worn overalls as fashion since last century. Literally. They never fit right because my inseam is not normal and I always got a frontal wedgie. You’re welcome for the visual. Plus, overalls make it a pain in the ass to handle bathroom functions in a snap—so to speak.

I wore overalls professionally this century when I portrayed the character “Miss Kathy” in the Emmy-nominated Ask Gilby children’s TV show.

Now, I’m too damn old to wear overalls. I’ll never rock this look. I never did previously. My boobalas would be tucked into the front of these overalls, resting nicely on top my “flabs.”

Babies look good in overalls. And farmers. And ladies with supermodel bodies. Even fat dudes look better than I.

Unless I become a country music babe, or intoxicated, I can’t see myself choosing this. I’ve #FashionFailed again.

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