Evilmail

I’m starting to think that email is as much of a scourge on society as social media. It can get your hopes up, only to dash those hopes to the ground in a million pieces.

In one instance, I’m to blame, because I misread this email:
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​I actually thought the Fountain of Youth had been discovered. I was all set for a road trip until I realized I read it wrong. There’s some band named Youth Fountain that I could give zero effs about. Find me that damned Fountain of Youth. Time’s a ticking away! Don't email me back until you do!

Then, I got this email:
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Well, thanks for depressing me. Thanks for the reminder that my life plan hasn’t worked out. LOL I’m sure the book you’re pimpin’ will make it all better. NOT!

Maybe we all need an email break as well as a social media break. But keep in mind that doesn’t mean you need a break from Crack Wise. Duh. Funformation is always awesome. 

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