Every Three Weeks

I love email. Not the volume or the types, but the subject lines combined with my twisted mind. I’m either slightly crazy, or easily amused, or both. But this had me in stitches:
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I’m a reluctant attendee of Krampusfest—every 21 days.

I’m looking forward to the day when Krampusfest gets shut down. But then, I’ll be crowned the Queen of Bitchmorefest.

Lose-Lose.

*Krampus is a beast that punishes naughty children, while the good kids get the good stuff from St. Nick. I didn’t know Kris Jenner is Krampus…
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