Deeznuts Roasting

Some emails really catch my attention. Like this one:

Nobody wins when the nuts are well done… and "over", if you know what I mean.

And another thing, some sick twist has a step-by-step guide on nut roasting?
I envision some Domme making her slave stand “against his will” in front of a raging… fire, with his pine nuts dangerously close to the flames. And he's totally diggin' it.

Or… Comedian Mike Conley, after an evening with the Captain, standing in front of an oven—with the door open—to warm the "boys" up before whatever activity he has planned.

Sorry for the visuals.

via GIPHY

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