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Blast in My Mouth

2/5/2019

 
Who knew Pinterest could be so offensive? While scrolling down my feed, I came across this gem.
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Of course, I was intrigued. My inner 12-year-old pimply-faced boy was snickering over the mere title “Moose Farts”. Plus, it’s a food item. So, I had to read on.

When I clicked on the recipe, I saw that this post was offensive… to one person.

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Everyone is entitled to an opinion. But if you’re so offended, then just move on. No need to post that you don’t want anything “fart” in your mouth. I’m pretty sure most of us don’t want a real fart in our mouths. And I’m also certain this food item is nothing like a rank fart. It’s called humor. Perhaps if you removed the stick from your booty hole and relieved some of that internal pressure from your brain, you might find some joy in life.

For those of you not offended by farts, here’s the recipe:
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Moose Farts

Ingredients:
1 can sweetened condensed milk
¼ cup melted butter
1 tsp vanilla extract
1 ½ cups dried coconut, fine or medium cut
1 ½ cups graham cracker crumbs
1 ½ cups chocolate chips
Additional graham cracker crumbs for rolling the cookie balls

Instructions:
Melt the butter, then combine with the sweetened condensed milk and vanilla extract until well-blended. Add the graham cracker crumbs, coconut and chocolate chips. Mix to combine well. Refrigerate for an hour or so before rolling the mixture into 1 ¼ inch balls. Make them on the smaller side because they’re rich. Roll the balls in additional graham cracker crumbs and once again chill until firm. Refrigerate in a sealed container to store.


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