Bargain Stimulation

I like Groupon. I’ve purchased many a meal deal, activities, and steals on jewelry. But I’m quite certain I do not want to purchase any kind of supplement or “drug” this way. And this seems a little… not cool.
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Yup! For just $39 or $69 (really?) you can purchase this Groupon and receive this:

After an online physician consult, patients can receive Lady-V, a Sildenafil / Oxytocin blended specifically for enhanced female libido

First of all, this chick is too young for any kind of enhancement pill. Show me a frazzled, soft-around-the-middle woman, and I might identify better. Second of all—and most importantly—libido stimulating drugs are targeted differently for men and women. And actual results for women from these drugs are minimal.

While men’s Viagra goes straight for the banana, the female version targets the neurotransmitters in the brain. Why can’t a drug be developed that would stimulate our parts?

Just like a man to miss the mark… again.

P.S. A bottle of wine will do the trick. And it’s only $4.99. Just sayin’. LOL

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