Ass Man

Or woman. No discrimination here.

I thought it was a joke, or one of those bizarro products you find on Wish. Butt—no.
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For those of you who like big butts and you cannot lie, The Buttress Pillow.
Lonely folk everywhere can drop$51.99 for the privilege of putting their face on someone’s ass. Right!?! Sure does eliminate all that awkward getting-to-know-someone, and then hoping it works out so you can actually get your head on said booty.

The pillow is soft, ergonomic, functional and… joyful. Plus, you can pick the yoga pant color you want your butt in.
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Who knew we needed to up our pillow game? Maybe we should trade in our My Pillows for these?

Actually, I want to see a battle between the Buttress people and Mike Lindell.
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via GIPHY

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