Look. The shizz is getting real. You know the CDC has a Zombie Preparedness 101 guide, right? Yes, they do. With that in mind, Lawn Love decided to help humanity—or at least, Americans—with the best place in the country to survive a Zombie Apocalypse.
And that place is Orlando. But why? It’s not the healthiest population, but survivors will have plenty of food and weapons while waiting for a cure. Plus, you could take your mind off of the impending doom with Disney?
Here’s where to go, and not to go.
Now good luck getting to Orlando…
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