'Tis the season to overindulge. In fact, a majority of Americans are saying eff off to healthy habits until the New Year. You know what that means? Party on!
While that sounds like a barrel of laughs, it can quickly turn into a barrel of barf. Yup. That dreaded hangover, and all that praying that you’ll “never do this again” if you can just make it through…
Well, here are a couple of items that may keep you from sleeping on the bathroom floor.
The Friendly Patch Last Call
Prevent and relieve the hangover punch with this Milk Thistle Extract, Green Tea Extract, and B-Complex-infused patch. You get essential vitamins, and your liver is protected. Yes, your poor liver that gets abused. The patch will cost you $30. Get it HERE.
Practice safe wine-ing in the first place, then no need for a hangover patch. Wine Condoms will help preserve a bottle of wine, and prevent spills. Just open a packet, roll the wine condom over the top of the bottle. Now, you can’t use the excuse that you need to finish the entire bottle so it won’t go bad…
Enjoy the holidays with a little help from some friends.
P.S. Just don’t drink too much and mix up the wine condom for, well…
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