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Slim Chillady

10/15/2020

 
It’s s dilemma that we continue to wrestle with and something completely nonsensical to us: Why does everything that tastes so damned good,  usually so damned fattening!?!?

Deep breath.

You can still get your drank on, and not feel too guilty (unless you do something stupid while under the influence—but that’s on you) with Slim Chillers.

Holla!​
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With holiday parties (small socially-distant gatherings or virtual hangs, of course) on the horizon—yeah, you Halloween—why suffer from an I-drank-too-many-calories hangover?

Skinny Freezer Vodka Martinis, Skinny Freezer Vodka Cocktails, and Wine Freezers are low-cal without sacrificing flavor. Good. Because we’re booze snobs. Only the finest twist caps for us!

These are adult freezer pops. Perfect. Sometimes we get the sweats from drinking...

Just call us Slim Chillady… which will make more sense after you down a handful of these.
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