The reindeer should have an easier time luggin’ Santa’s ass all over the world this year, because he’s on a diet. That’s according to musician Grey DeLisle. Her holiday tune “Santa’s on a Diet” was created while on a plane home from Nashville right after Thanksgiving. We’ve all put on a few extra pounds during the lockdown, and Santa got even jollier.
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