Sani-Stylin'

You can’t be average in anything, ever. Not even average when you’re slathering sanitizer on your hands.

Why use that sus sanitizer for lower-class, working slobs when you can clean-pinkies-in-the-air with designer sanitizer? And… even the luxury sanitizers are slapping each other around.

Noshinku claims they're the OG of the luxury sanitizer game—and the best.
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Boom!

Why Noshinku? Because your inner basic bitch wants to. Plus these reasons:

Light scent of bergamot (Just say citrus, you pretentious fool.)

No tackiness + quick drying (The only tacky thing is our clothing choice)

Organic (Sigh)

GORGEOUSLY designed packaging (Y’all know how important one’s package presentation is)

A 3-pack of the above-pictured product is $24. Won’t that cut into your latte budget?

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