Randy, Meet Wanton
Somebody cue the Marvin Gaye. Cuz it’s time to get it on…
Now that the masks have dropped, the undies are next. People are looking to make up for lost time by making time.
LawnStarter, which is a lawn care company (not that kind of lawn) does vast research on other things besides grass. They’ve decided to rank the Horniest Cities in America, based on nine factors: single population, Google search interest in adult content, sex toy sales, libido levels, etc…
Which town likes to get down the most? Paradise, NV, followed by Orange, CA, and Hollywood, FL. Ewwww. When we think “Florida”, we think retirees…
The least sexed is Texas. They don’t call it the Lone Star state for nothing. Maybe they’re just solo artists there…
And if you don’t want to feel the burn, stay away from Jackson, MI. Because they apparently spell their state: M-I-S-S-I-S-T-D-P-P HURTS. The Dirty South is dirty in the drawers.
Some other factoids to bump-up on…
P.S. Send all the batteries to Provid-assnce, Rhode (rode?) Island...
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