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President Pretzel

10/20/2020

 
This entire election has us all saying “eff off”. Perhaps this is the one thing that can unite us:

The Ballot Box.

A soft pretzel box from Eastern Standard Provisions Co.
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Munch on this—instead of your fingernails—on election night. Eat all your feelings with their signature soft pretzel twists, sticks, and bites, along with a bag of its classic pretzel salt. These heat-and-eat pretzels arrive fresh to your door to be enjoyed immediately or frozen for future late-night binging.

Priced at $20.20 (get it?), we can get behind this platform. Grab some mustard or cheese dip, or both—and let’s do this! Available at www.esprovisions.com or on Amazon.

Make Snacking Great Again. 


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