It's a day of mourning when the family shuts-down the pool for summer in locales that get T.H.O. cold. We wait for summer to get here, and then it's all gone in a splash. But there is hope, Crack Wiseians. Swimply is the Airbnb for swimming pools. There are over 20,000 pools on the platform, spanning all 50 states.
You could pool-hop across the country and truly live an endless summer. That means more floatin'-and-feastin' on summer cocktails! Who's ready for a road trip? Especially if you can stay in a castle like this:
Pack that Speedo and sunscreen and let's go! Okay... maybe not a Speedo....
The cracked Crack Wise Staff-- warriors of the Funformation Movement.