We really don’t want to be that Richard. And God bless Dad and Daughter for trying to lighten our spirits with “A Christmas Song.” But… We. Just. Can’t.
It’s saccharine sweet. It’s fun. Somebody’s entire family and friend crew is in this video. But with lyrics like:
“Ding a ling/Ding a dong”
We are not mature enough for those lyrics. Nope. We feel like this song is what sends that one unstable person over the edge—you know what we mean. Like, you’re being interviewed on the TV news:
“Yeah. Sarah was a little on the edge. But when she heard A Christmas Song she just… snapped and ran over a bunch of squirrels. Just horrible.”
We recommend lots of spiked eggnog to enjoy this tune. Hold the eggnog; keep the spiked.
The cracked Crack Wise Staff-- warriors of the Funformation Movement.