The pandemic has changed us permanently. There’s a lot more “eff everything” vibe going on, like: “Work pants? Eff that.” “Eating healthy? Eff that.” “Hot girl/boy summer? Eff that.” We feel you. And nothing says “eff that” more than naked gardening.
It’s completely freeing… though we’re concerned about bug bites and sunburned naughty parts (but a well-placed bee sting might help with… swelling.) If you want to let the “twig and berries” breathe freely while you’re weeding out the twigs and berries, so be it.
With that said, there are some places in the country that are more suited for N.G. (naked gardening) than others. The best place to do it, according to Lawn Starter? Miami. Duh. Austin is second, followed by Seattle. That one stumps us. Because Seattle can be damp and moist, and well, Costanza-stuff could happen.
So, how does your neck (nekkid) of the woods stack up? Take a down low peak…
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