Your granny probably watched a nighttime TV show called Flamingo Road back before you were born (her “programs” as she would call them). And she probably had flamingos decorating her yard. Well, some things endure. People are still vibing yard flamingos.
Back in the day, in those warm climates like Vegas, and all of Florida-- flamingos were a symbol of luxury, class, taste, and beauty. Maybe you're still a little nervous about the maligned "tacky pink flamingo" taking up space in your yard. It's cool. There are other options...
See? Capturing that "I might be bougie" vibe, but not "I wear Depends and crochet doilies" vibe.
You can score the above flamingos on Amazon, or stop by your local lawn and garden center and get pink with feathery desire.
P.S. Get a taste of Flamingo Road... Grandma had the hots for Mark Harmon.
The cracked Crack Wise Staff-- warriors of the Funformation Movement.