*Disclaimer*: This is not a political post. This is a shout-out over someone having the balls to tie-in timeliness, good ol’ capitalism, and a hunger—for something delish. Scarlett Dunn is the author of Cookbook for Deplorables: Make the Kitchen Great Again. Her words: “As if fighting an invisible enemy hasn’t been enough of a challenge for everyone, we’ve also had to listen to an inordinate amount of antagonistic political discourse for the last four plus years. To stay sane, we need to take a step back and try to find some humor in these trying situations. It was important for me to laugh again in my everyday life, and I thought many of you might enjoy a little laughter as well. Since we are all confined to our homes now and cooking more, I pulled out some of my old recipes, and if needed, fortifying cocktails to help you deal with the crazies.” Love it. Some of Scarlett's recipes include: Shifty Schiff Sausage Gravy Fake News Cheese Fries Triggered Mini Tacos Lock Her Up Lasagna Russia Hoax Reuben Impeachment Peach Cobbler “Come On, Man” Mai Tai And this gem: Corrupt Congressional Chili (Not as many beans as millionaires in Congress) Ingredients: 3 pounds ground chuck 1 medium white onion 2 ½ tablespoons chili powder 2 tablespoons cumin 2 tablespoons chili 1 ½ teaspoons salt 1 tablespoon chopped garlic ½ teaspoon pepper 2 teaspoons red pepper flakes 1 (15-ounce) can petite diced tomatoes 1 (15-ounce) can hot chili beans 1 (15-ounce) can mild chili beans 1 (8-ounce) can tomato sauce Instructions: In a large skillet, brown ground chuck and onions over medium heat. After it’s browned, mix in garlic, chili powder, cumin, salt, pepper, and red pepper flakes. I like my chili on the warm side, but you can use less red pepper flakes if you like it milder. In a large pot, add tomato sauce, beans, diced tomatoes, and sugar. Add meat mixture to the pot. Simmer for 1 hour. Some people like spaghetti in their chili. If so, cook about 4 ounces of broken spaghetti and add it to the pot for the last 20 minutes of cooking. *You can also use premade chili powder (like McCormack) if you prefer not to add your own spices. Comments are closed.
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