Maybe you got proposed to for Valentine’s Day. Congrats! Now it’s time to get into planning mode. So, how ‘bout that dress? Designer Madeline Gardner has the inside scoop on what’s trending for the bride in 2020. Seriously. She’s been crafting the most beautiful bridal gowns, prom, and Quinceanera dresses for more than 25 years. Oh—and she sketched Meghan Markle’s wedding gowns from the TV coverage, and had them produced and available within 10 days of the royal wedding. Gardner says to watch for: 1. Plunging Backs and Plunging v-necklines. 2. Whimsical Skirts. Fairytale weddings are very popular. 3. Ball Gowns! Think "Tara" large, whooshing and whirling or layers of soft tulle with flowing, layered skirts. 4. Super Wow, dramatic trains that tell a story. Remember Meghan Markle's veil featuring gorgeous, intricate embroidery specifically with the signature flowers from all of the countries in the British Commonwealth. Well, since then, brides have been eyeing sweep and fishtail to statement-making trains. Personalization and customization is happening where brides are adding touching details to the fabric of their wedding dress. 5. Beyond the Veil. Sophisticated, classic silhouettes are trending. Paired with lace-edged, long dramatic statement veils. Nostalgic or embellished, veils are available in different lengths, shapes and color. 6. Voluminous Puff sleeves. Dreamy. Romantic. Detachable. 7. Sexy, lingerie bodices. See-through ideal for beach and beachy weddings. Find these gorgeous gowns on Morilee’s website. Go get ‘em, girls. Enjoy your picture-perfect day—because it’s going to be no matter what! Oh, to be a little girl again. To wear something this stinkin' cute: JOYFOLIE's Layla Dress in Silver will only set you back $39.99! We wonder... if we order the largest size (14), could we somehow squeeze into it, even with two layers of Spanx on.... Oh, forget it. Go with this "big girl" option instead... That's more our size. And the price: $38.95. Twinkle, twinkle! (With flowy room to eat Twinkies, Twinkies. That's how we roll.) We've wondered many times what we'd do with a lot of cash. Would we become bougie? Would we humble brag while wearing some overpriced designer creation? No. So when we see celebs throwing their money away on designer-doesn't-equate-quality items, we cringe. Meghan Markle is only living the royal life on the PT, but she's still rockin' the I'm-casual-but-paid-a-lot-for-this-whatever-outfit look. She was photographed wearing some cool shades and a cashmere beanie from Hat Attack. While we will remain fans of the designer name, we don't need to part with $87. If you need the cashmere in your life, at least this one is more wallet-friendly: Girl, if you don't want to get caught at Old Navy just order online. Then you can buy another tiara or something... So, some Disney star (Josh Gad) wore this watch from Hydrogen Watch during a Frozen 2 fan event in Toronto. And everyone went gaga over it (we’re assuming). After seeing the price tag, we need to come up for air: $595. We suppose if you’re a Disney star, you can afford all the $595 watches you want. Sure, it’s stainless steel (361L to be exact). Yes, it’s water-resistant up to 100 meters (are you Jacques Cousteau?). And the crystal is scratch-resistant (right). But let’s be honest. If you’re like the average dude, you’re going to bang this watch up. Accidentally smash the face. Fall watch-arm-first into a toilet (it could happen). And there goes $595. Just shop on Amazon and get the same style watch, but cheaper. Maybe even a drone will deliver it to your homestead. A white tee and jeans. The classic combo that transcends genders, ages. But we're gonna stop your fashion fantasy right there. Because this little white tee is just too damned expensive. The Cass Crop Tee from Splendid is $48. Forty-eight dollars? And there's less material? Nope. Get this instead. A soft cotton blend that's breathable, and only $5! Go get it! Like what you read here? Click on the HOME page and subscribe today to unlock premium, members-only content—some of which you won’t find any place else on the internet! Start with your FREE 10-day trial. We’re feeling some bias here. We saw these cute maternity jeans with a soft stretch panel that sits comfortably under a baby bump and wondered: “Why couldn’t we wear these?” Seriously. We’re about five months preggo with a food baby. Doesn’t that count? We’re tired of low-rise and skinny jeans. We want sit-on-the-couch-eating-Fritos jeans. Perhaps a pair with a stretchy waist the sits just below the boob sag… Like what you read here? Click on the HOME page and subscribe today to unlock premium, members-only content—some of which you won’t find any place else on the internet! Start with your FREE 10-day trial. At one time, we were the Queen of Handbags. All shapes and sizes. But—we were and still are a bargain shopper. And, our needs have changed. We are envious of those babes that can carry around a small bag like this one that’s all the rage from Vagabond: It comes in a variety of colors: For one, we can’t handle the price tag: $175. For two, this purse is too friggin’ small. Why? Because now that we’re older, we have more stuff we need to carry. Because if we don’t carry something, we’ll need it. Bottle of Tylenol. Need. Hair oil. Need. Nail clipper. Need. We grown-ass women with grown-asses and grown handbags. Actually, we need totes. 24/7. Like this one from Betsey Johnson: But if you’re all fashionable-and-skinny-and-stuff, then grab a Vagabond bag. We’ll live happily ever after digging for our keys and hand sanitizer. Like what you read here? Click on the HOME page and subscribe today to unlock premium, members-only content—some of which you won’t find any place else on the internet! Start with your FREE 10-day trial. We never got into mules—as in the footwear. Perhaps it’s because of the name. “Mule” sounds completely unattractive. Quite honestly, mules are not the most attractive footwear. But if mules are your thing, you can snag this pair of Bermuda Espadrille Mules by 4 Gold for $39.99. Not exciting. Mules don’t even look comfortable. Personally, we want to know when somebody famous is gonna slip into a pair of clogs. Because we’re dying to break out our vintage Steve Madden clogs. We used to take a lot of heat wearing these, though we think they’re cute and comfy. Where’s the clog equality? One day, we’ll have our moment to shine… P.S. The only mules we dig are Moscow… Like what you read here? Click on the HOME page and subscribe today to unlock premium, members-only content—some of which you won’t find any place else on the internet! Start with your FREE 10-day trial. We appreciate causes. We appreciate jewelry with a cause. Nan Fusco has designed a unique spinning arrow ring to honor her daughter who’s been diagnosed with pancreatic cancer. A spinning arrow through diamonds represents courage as one moves forward. When the arrow is turned, the word KOA is revealed. KOA is Hawaiian for “the strong, brave, and fearless” Or, “warrior”. For each ring sold, Nan Fusco is donating all profits to the Pancreatic Cancer Action Network (PANCAN.) But, the price tag is hefty. $900 hefty. It is for a good cause…. Like what you read here? Click on the HOME page and subscribe today to unlock premium, members-only content—some of which you won’t find any place else on the internet! Start with your FREE 10-day trial. Back-to-school is, well, back. If you’re a parent, you surely spent way too many frazzled hours getting supplies and clothing together. Why can’t you go back to school? At least when it comes to fashion… Sarto by Franco Sarto’s Duncan Loafer will remind your of school days. Some celebrity wore these loafers with dark denim jeans and some slutty top. Guess she was going for a “bad girl school girl look.” Priced at $104.99 you may need a “loafer daddy” to pay for these. Or you could go to our second home, DSW, and score this from Franco Sarto (you know, designs for commoners.) Like what you read here? Click on the HOME page and subscribe today to unlock premium, members-only content—some of which you won’t find any place else on the internet! Start with your FREE 10-day trial. |
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