Pump the brakes on dropping serious cash on some fine duds, dudes. You can look fine without breaking the bank. We appreciate when a man makes the effort to look good for us, but we want you to have some cash left over to treat us to some wine and a steak dinner. While these threads are super fly, we almost passed out from sticker shock. This colorful collared shirt from Robert Graham is fun. And $158. You’re laughing—not because of the fun factor, but because of the WTF factor. Meanwhile, this sweet Robert Graham jacket turns sour… clocking-in at $479. We know it seems like we’re Old Navy’s bitch, but we’re not. You can get some cool looking clothes for a fraction of the price. Check out this shirt: $79.99. Sure, it’s not made from fine Corinthian leather, or rabbit fur, or whatever. But it looks good. Dudes—what we care most about is that your clothes are clean, your fruit bowl ain’t rank, and that you tried and succeeded. Like what you read here? Click on the HOME page and subscribe today to unlock premium, members-only content—some of which you won’t find any place else on the internet! Start with your FREE 10-day trial. Sometimes we forget that Speedo is more than just tighty-whitey-swim trunks on European men or large-and-in-charge American men. There are actually other items the brand slaps its name on. Forever 21 is kicking-off summer right now with its collaboration with Speedo for Forever 21 x SPEEDO collection. The pieces infuse the hottest trends like neon, PVC outerwear, and mesh. Men, women’s, plus, and juniors can all indulge in the merch that ranges in price from $13 to $45. Hmmm. These items sound swampy bad. For example: the pseudo Baywatch one-piece swimsuit is definitely gonna floss betwixt the cheeks. And the meshy neon dress? Can someone say hooker time on the beach? Catch a wave right into someone’s dolphin cove… Like what you read here? Click on the HOME page and subscribe today to unlock premium, members-only content—some of which you won’t find any place else on the internet! Start with your FREE 10-day trial. Sometimes we forget that Speedo is more than just tighty-whitey-swim trunks on European men or large-and-in-charge American men.
There are actually other items the brand slaps its name on. Time to step-up your poolside fashion game with Giggly Goggles. Don’t wear plain, boring goggles. Wear something that’s fun and showcases your personality! Men, women, and children can all get those admiring looks with these beyond-functional eye protectors. The uniquely patented design allows for easy on and off—no need for adjustment. Plus, the neoprene and rubber design offers great traction without pulling your hair or hurting the bridge of your nose. And most importantly, your peepers are protected from UV rays and water intrusion. We need a pair. Yes, need. Our rational is this: We’re sporting a super cool pair of goggles, therefore, everyone’s looking at them instead of our six-pack of flabs and tapioca thighs. Be the superhero of the pool instead of the superloser with Giggly Goggles. Like what you read here? Click on the HOME page and subscribe today to unlock premium, members-only content—some of which you won’t find any place else on the internet! Start with your FREE 10-day trial. |
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