Why do ladies love maxi dresses? Because they’re comfy in the heat of summer; Because they’re cute; And because they hid a whole lot of lot. Some famous babe wore this Garnet Hill Linen Tank Maxi Dress in public. Cute. And we are a sucker for pockets. But, if we drop the $78 on this baby—we won’t have enough money for Hot Pockets. So after some research, we found this equally cute maxi dress from Popzora. Sure, there aren’t any pockets or stripes—but it looks kinda elegant to us. We can keep cool, and have some fab chic for a brief summer’s night. Plus, $34.69 is a good deal. And with a sale on Hot Pockets, we’re happy as a clam dressed in a sweet maxi dress… Like what you read here? Click on the HOME page and subscribe today to unlock premium, members-only content—some of which you won’t find any place else on the internet! Start with your FREE 10-day trial. Gone are the days where dudes solely get the opportunity to express their love for whatever sports team. Yes, there have always been women’s options—but the early days of female fandom was sad. Now, the ladies are right in the mix with clothing tailored to form and footwear that’s fashionable and functional. ESPN correspondent Sage Steele has launched BZEE’s Rally collection—a line of footwear for women to show their team pride. BZEES shoes feature proprietary, “crazy comfy” Cloud Technology for maximum comfort, and a lightweight feel. The stretch fabrics move with you, and they’re machine washable. The collection features a sandal priced at $59 and a bootie priced at $69, with a total of 11 color options. Not too shabby. Guess you could tailgate all day—on your feet—and still look fab. Goooo, team! Like what you read here? Click on the HOME page and subscribe today to unlock premium, members-only content—some of which you won’t find any place else on the internet! Start with your FREE 10-day trial. Usually, we vomit a little in our mouths when we see couples matching their outfits. We’re not talking color coordination, but full on match. Instead of coupledom, y’all look like a cult. But this is different. Cupshe has a complete Mommy & Me line of swimwear for moms and their minis! For mom: For little princess: There are one-piece options, too, for those not as bold (raises hand). And the prices are on point. Yes! We wish we had a kid so we could be all matchy-fantastic. We might have to borrow someone’s child. Because creating our own spawn is not an option. Like what you read here? Click on the HOME page and subscribe today to unlock premium, members-only content—some of which you won’t find any place else on the internet! Start with your FREE 10-day trial. Summer time makes us think “tropical”. But when we saw this women’s shirt from Robert Graham, the first thing we thought was: Magnum, P.I. You remember Tom Selleck with that iconic mustache? Who wouldn’t want Tom private-dicking around their hood? This obviously designer shirt, is true Magnum form—very… manly. But hey, it’s on sale! Marked down to $160! We suggest you channel some inner girl-power, ladies, and take this Magnum shirt thang to next-level awesome. Kohl’s: $27.50 for all that detective-ing you’re ready to do. Like, Facebook creeping. That’s a lot of work right there! Like what you read here? Click on the HOME page and subscribe today to unlock premium, members-only content—some of which you won’t find any place else on the internet! Start with your FREE 10-day trial. Again with the silk. Why silk? Again—an unforgiving fabric. Also, it’s like wearing a slip-n-slide. Seriously. Ladies—who hasn’t had some satiny-type nightgown that by morning ended up around your neck from all the rolling over? Also—the caftan. All that comes to mind is a lady that’s given up on fashion and fitness. Which is our entire lives, but that’s not the point. Caftans are hideous. At least the ones we’ve seen. And in this case, this caftan is hideous and overpriced. The reason we say it’s overpriced is because the price is available upon request. Ha! This is the Amy Perry Tropical Silk Caftan from La Via Style House. Are we supposed to wear this in public? And does silk breathe? Because tropical and silk don’t seem to go together like coconut and rum. Determined to find a caftan that we could wear in public if we so chose to, and one that doesn’t look like a curtain… we found this from Walmart. Well, this is just all kinds of adorbs. And we don’t need to call for a price. It’s just $18.99. Yes, it’s not silk. It’s merely Rayon. But that’s okay. Pretension is overrated. Like what you read here? Click on the HOME page and subscribe today to unlock premium, members-only content—some of which you won’t find any place else on the internet! Start with your FREE 10-day trial. We understand why it’s wise to wear a hat in the sun. Those beautiful rays are damaging. But what is the point of the visor? Don’t people realize that their scalp can get burned? It’s happened to us. Megan Fox was spotted wearing this beach visor from Hat Attack. We’d show you how fab she looks, but the whole copyright thing… Anywho, she dropped $80 to only have the top of her head exposed. If you would like to live life like Megan, we suggest dropping a fraction of the price on this number: Amazon. $14.98. Boom! P.S. If you’re going to wear this, please put some sunscreen on your part. Unless red scalp is the new trend… Like what you read here? Click on the HOME page and subscribe today to unlock premium, members-only content—some of which you won’t find any place else on the internet! Start with your FREE 10-day trial. Silk. Just the sound of the word sounds nice and sexy… and expensive. Guess those silkworms have great agents because $338 for a silk dress is a lot. Somebody famous was spotted wearing the above dress from designer Hale Bob. We’re not a fan of silk dresses. We’d need full body Spanx because silk clings. To everything. Plus, there’s no boob support. As always, we want you to not spend like a star when you’re working at Dollar General. So, here’s a cute alternative: A cute, satin dress from Tobi. Plus, this model looks way happier wearing it. And it’s on sale for $54. You’re saving over $200. Which means you could buy 200 items before tax at the dollar store. If you were so inclined to purchase in that way. P.S. Are we the only ones thinking Hale-Bopp—as in comet—when referring to Hale Bop clothing? Like what you read here? Click on the HOME page and subscribe today to unlock premium, members-only content—some of which you won’t find any place else on the internet! Start with your FREE 10-day trial. We can’t knock any fashion for a good cause. So, we’re going to have to put the snark away for this one. HARTZGLOVES is manufacturing a special pair of pink gloves to benefit Susan G. Komen. Deidre Goodwin is the CEO of HALTZGLOVES. She started the light-up gloves company after she was nearly struck by a car while directing traffic. Her gloves can be seen for 1,250 linear feet and are used by various police departments, crossing guards, and others looking for safety. In addition, breast cancer has touched Goodwin’s life. "My mom's best friend passed away from breast cancer. My parents stepped in to assist with the care of her children. It is hard to believe that 20 years later we are still talking about breast cancer. Millions have been affected by breast cancer and I want to change that. I am so honored to know that HALTZGLOVES can have a part in finding a cure." You can pre-order your pair now and help in “Bringing a HALTZ to Breast Cancer.” For each pair of pink gloves sold, $5 will be donated to Susan G. Komen. Like what you read here? Click on the HOME page and subscribe today to unlock premium, members-only content—some of which you won’t find any place else on the internet! Start with your FREE 10-day trial. The fact that The Rolling Stones are still relevant is amazing. They’ve spanned multi-generations by being damned good and inventive. The band, along with Bravado, have teamed up with Bergdorf Goodman for a limited-run multi-brand retail experience. Now through August 13th, you can shop this collection at Bergdorf Goodman on 5th Avenue in New York City. Here's the collab 411: Artipoppe, the fashion forward high-end baby carrier brand, will feature custom limited- edition Rolling Stones carriers. Away, the global travel brand known for creating luggage for the modern traveler, will feature a selection of their classic polycarbonate Carry-Ons customizable with hand-painted artwork, inspired by the NO FILTER TOUR. Customization available during the following dates/times: 8/3-4: 12-4pm 8/10-11: 12-4pm Bird, the founder of the shared e-scooter micro-mobility movement that encourages clean, car-free alternatives, will offer the first ever limited-edition custom Rolling Stones inspired scooter for sale Bravado Collection, a coordinated collection of apparel and novelties, will offer unique treatment variations of the tongue that have not been seen before, at accessible price points. The Cactus Plant Flea Market apparel capsule will bring thefluid and eccentric combination of type and playful graphic imagery, from the elusive designer Cynthia Lu. CASETiFY, the leading tech accessory brand loved by millions, best known for the slimmest military grade iPhone case, bridges the gap between protection and fashionable cases with a limited-edition Rolling Stones collection of iPhone Cases and Apple Watch Bands. Chrome Hearts, the LA-based, family-run luxury accessories and lifestyle brand, known for their exquisite hand-craftsmanship and work with leather and silver, will bring back some of their limited-edition Rolling Stones pieces. Edward Bess, the master of lip color, will incorporate the iconic tongue to the simple, sexy and sleek packaging of his larger than life lipstick - Big Kiss. Laduree, the ultimate French Maison, will deliver macarons featuring the Stones logo in custom packaging, fresh daily Midnight Studios, Shane Gonzales' streetwear brand with a cult like following, will deliver a Rolling Stones apparel capsule that combines his signature punk and youth street styles in an anti-aesthetic manner. Moleskine will feature Rolling Stones versions of their smartly designed vintage inspired notebooks. YETI, theAustin-based leading premium outdoor brand, will offer top of the line branded beverage ware and coolers for an elevated tailgate experience, perfect for the No Filter tour, primarily held at NFL stadiums. If you can’t make it, keep your eye out online for a little re-sale action. Like what you read here? Click on the HOME page and subscribe today to unlock premium, members-only content—some of which you won’t find any place else on the internet! Start with your FREE 10-day trial. We get it—designers are all ethereal, and cutting-edge, and… weird. We’ve got the weird covered, but we don’t have the juice to design bullsh*t clothing that no one would buy. No real-world person, that is. Mission accomplished, Thom Browne. Everyone’s mouth-gaped-open at your Spring 2020 collection that fuses Marie Antoinette, and rich-people sports. Check this out: WTF is this!?!? How bad is life that you need a cod piece? And this dude looks miserable, like: “I should’ve gotten that degree in basketweaving.” Cod pieces best be left to rock stars and celebrities. Like Larry Blackmon of Cameo. NOTE: This is how you wear a cod piece. Make that thang stand out instead of Thom Browne’s “let’s blend it all together.” Like what you read here? Click on the HOME page and subscribe today to unlock premium, members-only content—some of which you won’t find any place else on the internet! Start with your FREE 10-day trial. |
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