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The key to any artist keeping themselves in the green is to develop multiple income streams. Sure, having a hit song will make you some benjamins, but if you want to keep poopin’ on a gold toilet you need more dough. It’s a brilliant move for artists to develop housewares lines and clothing lines. If those items are cool, you don’t need your name to sell them. We have to give props to musical artist The Weeknd, because he has a clothing line that’s indeed cool. And probs making him some serious cash. The items are unisex, so everyone can feel like it’s the weekend even though it’s Monday. See what we did there? What’s extra nice about this line of clothing is that it’s priced somewhat reasonably—unlike most fashion lines that no regular person can afford. Breakups can be hard. But not if you look good!  Luxury jacket brand The Mighty Company has Wonder-Twin-powered with celebrity stylist Ilaria Urbinati to create a capsule collection with 100 percent of profits benefitting Unchained At Last. Urbaniti was inspired after getting dumped via the ever-popular excuse: “I need space.” So, she created “The Breakup Collection” that is out-of-this-world. Like, truly inspired by space. The collection features specialty metallic and patent leathers with light-hearted phrases such as “Lost” and “Miss Galaxy”.  We’re so gonna wear this to the BMV as a social experiment. And when anyone dares to ask WTF we’re wearing, we’ll say: “I’m Miss Universe, beyotch. Step off my planet”. Let’s say, ladies, you have a friend who’s royal-obsessed. Let’s say this friend got up at 4 am last May to watch Meghan Markle’s wedding to Prince Harry. Let’s say this friend went the extra mile by getting dressed up to watch—fancy hat included. If you know of such a gal, then you can gift her with gems from Jewelry Candy. They’ve got a Meghan Markle collection of replica jewels so you can channel your inner Duchess.  There’s Meghan’s engagement ring, wedding day earrings, cocktail ring… all for under $80. Prince Harry blowup doll not included… We all have goals in life. Ours is to be so damned fashionable, that it’s so exhausting that we need to lie down like actress Heather Morris.  Apparently, her OLIVIA High Rise Skinny Jeans inspire a lackadaisical attitude. That’s probably true for famous people. But for common folk like us, we’re probably lying down in these jeans because they’re too tight after eating too many slices of pizza and seven-layer dip. These jeans would make our gluttony look… acceptable?
You may have just paid off your Christmas bills. So why not think about Valentine’s Day!
This cute little Nora Sermez ring may make her heart swoon. ​ 
And it will only set you back $2,380! Better sell some of your Star War’s action figures! She is your queen, correct? P.S. Nora ring makes us think of NuvaRing, which you may need if you receive a Nora ring because you’re so… excited. Jewelry can be great foreplay. ​  While our philosophy is “people power”, we do like a little of this female empowerment. Why? Jewelry is involved. Nic (short for ‘Nicole’) D’Andrea is a women’s accessory brand that’s focused on empowering women to meet their day-to-day lives with confidence and style. They recently launched a Design-Your-Own-Bracelet Line. Perfect for people like us who love to design stuff, but have no make-it-into-reality skills whatsoever.  Here’s how it works: Pick the chain style and finish Select the color Choose the charm Bingo, blingo! It’s what we dream of. Having that completely fit body, and on-point I-really-don’t-need-to-workout workout gear. And of course, we don’t sweat. We glisten and smell like plumeria. Instead, we look like someone recently released from a sauna—dripping in sweat and smelling like a five-day-old grilled cheese you found under the front seat of your car. Kavala Collective believes it can change our circumstance. We can look good and feel good with their awesome looking athleisure clothing line.  Kavala hopes we can all express ourselves through its clothing. Why wear boring black leggings when you can look like some exotic island princess? Well, we thought the color black was slimming. Until we looked like a 10-pounds sausage stuffed in a sock for a 5-pounder. Oops. Kavala Collective leggings and crops are chic and girly and fun! The Kavala legging boasts a high waistband (thank goodness—we need to hold that gut in). And the Watu Crop feels light on your shoulders, yet is highly supportive of… the girls. We still might wear a long hoodie to cover things up... Do we really want to wear something that’s gonna make us fall down like this:  We best stay away from Unpublished clothing. Otherwise, we’re gonna end up on our hineys with our ta-tas nearly falling out. And believe us, we won’t look this good. We resolve to look like fashionable street folks in 2019. Like Vanessa Hudgens. Alias Mae is happy she’s wearing their stuff. We think she’s auditioning for the remake of “Trading Places”.  The boots alone are $249. Who knows how much she spent for her leopard print coat... The only reason we’re writing about Hat Attack is because we like the name! It’s so darned clever! Great, Lucy Hale found this $115 leather cap she likes.  We can’t justify a $115 purchase to help us on a bad-hair day. But… we found this gem so we can channel our inner pimp.  Put a girl on the corner So you can make a pile.. |
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