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Pump the brakes on dropping serious cash on some fine duds, dudes. You can look fine without breaking the bank. We appreciate when a man makes the effort to look good for us, but we want you to have some cash left over to treat us to some wine and a steak dinner. While these threads are super fly, we almost passed out from sticker shock.  This colorful collared shirt from Robert Graham is fun. And $158. You’re laughing—not because of the fun factor, but because of the WTF factor.  Meanwhile, this sweet Robert Graham jacket turns sour… clocking-in at $479. We know it seems like we’re Old Navy’s bitch, but we’re not. You can get some cool looking clothes for a fraction of the price. Check out this shirt:   $79.99. Sure, it’s not made from fine Corinthian leather, or rabbit fur, or whatever. But it looks good. Dudes—what we care most about is that your clothes are clean, your fruit bowl ain’t rank, and that you tried and succeeded. Like what you read here? Click on the HOME page and subscribe today to unlock premium, members-only content—some of which you won’t find any place else on the internet! Start with your FREE 10-day trial. Who doesn’t dig a pair of ripped jeans? Instant, cool, rockstar cred! Men and women have been donning ripped leg coverings forever. We prefer earning ours—you know, from years of wear-and-tear because they’re your favorite pair (and they still fit—bonus!) We scoff at purchasing ripped denim because of the asinine price tag. Case in point: Socialite’s Kendall High Waist Slim Jean in Sin City. Retail price: $189.  They look all comfy (we’re becoming fans of high-waisted, cuz muffin tops are only delicious when they’re actual muffins.) They look tres chic with the fringy-stuff on the bottom. But there is no way we’re spending this much on a pair of jeans—unless they magically massage our butt cheeks (don’t judge.) Here’s an acceptable pair for you ladies, courtesy of Old Navy.  High rise: check Ripped: check (in two places!) Fringe: nope Price tag: Win!!! On sale for $35. With the extra money, you can buy a pair of scissors to make the leg fringe, if you desire. Don’t get “ripped” off… yeah, you can slap us for that one. Like what you read here? Click on the HOME page and subscribe today to unlock premium, members-only content—some of which you won’t find any place else on the internet! Start with your FREE 10-day trial. Actor Jeremy Piven is cool. Right? He doesn’t seem like a total d-bag. So, we suppose dudes are likely to follow his fashion cue? Do guys even do that? The Piv-ster was photogged wearing a cool-looking striped tee from Mercy & Loyal. We’d show you the image, but it’s all copyrighted, blah, blah, blah. Here’s the shirt:  FYI: Piven did not have this soft-man look with the floppy hair and the “who farted?” face. He wore his shirt with jeans, and a white cropped denim jacket and gold chain. The later two items are on the wanna-be-Jersey-Shore list, but that’s not the point of this tale. The point is: this designer shirt is $75. This Italian-imported sweat-catcher is $75!!! This is a way better option:  Men—save your money. This tee is also striped. It’s also cool. And Old Navy is selling it for $7! It’s soft-washed! Plus, this guy looks like he knows how to have fun. He looks like he has a job and a gf. The other dude still lives with his parents. Be the Old Navy-fun-guy-with-a-life and save your money. Then you can buy your own gf. Wha!?!? Like what you read here? Click on the HOME page and subscribe today to unlock premium, members-only content—some of which you won’t find any place else on the internet! Start with your FREE 10-day trial.  Camilla Belle is famous. So people care. She wore this snazzy looking striped sweater, snapped some pics, and shared them on her Insta. Personally, we’re more interested in the cute teapot:  Seriously, we want the deets on where we can get one for ourselves. And, do these cuties come in different colors, cuz we’d rock a red one. Or a Tiffany Blue teapot. Plus, we just bought a striped sweater from Old Navy for a cool $10. This Splendid version will set you back $168. Camilla may be stylish, but we’re savvy. Or cheap…Whichever. |
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