Guess what’s back en vogue—short shorts. But not for the ladies. That’s right, dudes, get them pasty-white calves ready for primetime!
Fendi, Prada, and Missoni have all gone to the Etch a Sketch and bestowed upon us short shorts for their Spring 2019 lines.
While some ladies may be thinking: “Oooh, yes. Let’s see some nice man legs,” we’re thinking: “No. These shorts are gonna look like a tight Ziploc bag over-stuffed with fruit.”
Plus, it’s usually the people that we don’t care to see in thongs, Speedos and short shorts that will be wearing said items.
Let’s keep the short shorts on Tom Selleck and athletes from the 80s… and Daisy Duke.
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