We are not fashionistas. We are more like fashion-no-stas. We will never understand droppin’ a mortgage payment for a piece of clothing.
Israeli bridal designer Julie Vino recently unveiled her Spring 2019 collection at New York Bridal Fashion Week.
Potential problems for us normal gals:
Even if we had the body for these “gowns”… no. We can’t suck our gut in for an entire day.
There is not enough double-sided tape to keep “the girls” wrangled, plus, ours have become a 36-long. Gravity’s a bitch. Can we get a mam-holding maid of honor? Of course not.
These fashions only work if you’re starring in a Whitesnake video.
And, when you can’t find the price tag you can’t afford it. Pretty sure the cost of one gown could buy you five whole weddings.
P.S. These models need to smile. Yes, you’re all runway chic. Bravo. Bur you’re supposed to be selling us on the fairy tale idea. Yes, you’re hungry. Smile anyways. Thanks.
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