Maybe, just maybe, if we clicked our heels we’d look half as good as Cindy Crawford does without makeup. The more likely scenario—we’d fall over and break our face because we’re klutzy.
In that case then we could get plastic surgery to look like Cindy, and then get famous like those people that spend bucketloads of cash to look like a real-life Barbie or Ken.
Anywho, the point of this whole thing is that Cindy is wearing these wonderful Taner mini hoops from gorjana. And they’re just $45!
Not bad at all, considering the high price of fashion. Or we could just use the money and buy our height in Doritos.
Much better plan.
P.S. Did you catch the reflection of her toned “cheeks” in the mirror?
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