Who doesn’t dig a pair of ripped jeans? Instant, cool, rockstar cred! Men and women have been donning ripped leg coverings forever. We prefer earning ours—you know, from years of wear-and-tear because they’re your favorite pair (and they still fit—bonus!) We scoff at purchasing ripped denim because of the asinine price tag.
Case in point: Socialite’s Kendall High Waist Slim Jean in Sin City. Retail price: $189.
They look all comfy (we’re becoming fans of high-waisted, cuz muffin tops are only delicious when they’re actual muffins.) They look tres chic with the fringy-stuff on the bottom. But there is no way we’re spending this much on a pair of jeans—unless they magically massage our butt cheeks (don’t judge.)
Here’s an acceptable pair for you ladies, courtesy of Old Navy.
High rise: check
Ripped: check (in two places!)
Price tag: Win!!! On sale for $35.
With the extra money, you can buy a pair of scissors to make the leg fringe, if you desire.
Don’t get “ripped” off… yeah, you can slap us for that one.
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