Gurri Kahlon sounds like “curry”, or an Indian dish. In reality, Gurri Kahlon is a men’s suit designer.
There’s a flash sale going on that we were unaware of, so we thought we’d pass it on to you. Because deep inside, you want that avocado-toast-matcha-tea-drinking dipsh*t look. Right?
Kudos to the designers for “hacking the fashion industry” and slashing costs of men’s suits, and for selling over 110 Zenga suits in less than three weeks! Their 100% Italian handmade suits are just $499. And they claim:
“It’s the best suit you’ll ever own.”
Hmmmm. If dressing like a billionaire makes you look like a toolbag without the eff-you money, then why bother?
Plus, Zenga sounds like “chinga te” to us, which is Spanish slang for “f*ck you.” Yikes! Of course, that might work in this instance because you want that appropriate “eat a bag” attitude.
We’re sorry. But no man that has a functioning “fruit bowl” wants to look like these guys. These guys don’t have relations with humans.
And who wanders around with a flute? Besides a homeless person that's looking to trade the flute for a fifth...
Even the guy in the middle looking at the (skin) flutist is thinking, “what in the af am I doing here.”
At least you got paid for this modeling gig, right?
Haus of V is a creative collective that shares a similar mindset -- with a twist.