We admit it. We are complete ignoramuses when it comes to fashion designers. It’s because we don’t have the kind of jack required to be designer-ed up, nor the desire. So when we saw what this collection was priced at, we shouted: “What the f&ck!?!?”
Rich people would be richer if they wouldn’t drop $6,985 on a Burgundy Chrysants Flower Robe from Charlene Tang.
This robe is made-to-order and takes seven-to-14 days to construct. Still doesn’t justify a robe we’d sit around and get Froot Loops crumbs on.
Want pajamas? Get ready to drop nearly $4,000—because thetop and pants are separately priced.
Again, custom-made. Blah, blah, blah.
Mom made all our clothes from those McCall’s Patterns. Yes, we got picked on. But we learned how to punch, and we had money for college. Boom!
We can afford Tang (do they even still make that stuff?) We’ll spend money on something tangy because we like a little zing. Suppose the only tang this Tang benefits is the kind a man can buy with a fat wallet…
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