What the Easter Bunny Bringeth

Source: CandyStore.com

It’s amazing how one’s tastes change as you age. As a kid, we’d devour any and all things in our Easter basket. Because it was sugar. And sugar is crack to a kid. Jellybeans, peeps, all chocolate—it all was joyous. 

As a grown person (at least age wise), if it ain’t chocolate, we ain’t touching it. We no longer love peeps (ewww) or jellybeans (who cares). Chocolate. Peanut Butter. Creamy, gooey candy. Yes.

Our pals at Candystore.com did their due diligence, and ranked the rank candy and awesome candy.

The Worst Easter Candy:
10. Fluffy Stuff Cotton Tails
9. Jordan Almonds
8. Carrot Cake Hershey Kisses
7. Chocolate Crosses
6. Generic Jelly Beans
5. Chocolate Solid Bunnies
4. Chicks & Rabbits
3. Peeps
2. Bunny Corn
1. Cadbury Crème Eggs

Okay. We revise our “anything chocolate” to exclude Christ on the cross. Creepy. But, we have eaten chocolate crosses in the past (sans Christ). And how can one loathe a Cadbury Crème Egg!?!? Yes, they’re messy as hell. That’s why we cut little sections with a knife (Don’t you judge us!)

Anywho, what tops the survey of theBest Easter Candy? It’s not Reese’s Eggs—which is criminal in our opinion.
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