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Pump Up the PB

2/28/2019

 
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Every day we’re thankful that we’re not allergic to peanuts, because we are fans of the butter de peanut.

While making your favorite PB snack, do find the knife just ain’t getting the job done? Calling the Peanut Butter Pump to the rescue! It’s a convenient and easy way of dispensing and measuring peanut butter. It’s also fab for measuring exact amounts for recipes without the need of a spoon, knife or even needing to remove the lid on the jar.

So lazily wonderful!
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The PBP features a sliding airlock mechanism that ensures a perfect pump every time by locking out the air to create suction that pulls the airlock downward with each pump (So many potential jokes here). Plus, the pump cleans the inside of the jar as it removes the peanut butter, so no wasted goodness!

Get yours for $20. Comes with two nozzles to meet your needs. Works with crunchy peanut butter, but if you’re a natural PB lover—you’re out of luck. The oil separation + the pump = not gonna happen.

P.S. This story is making us sing "Pump Up the Jam"-- as in PB and jam. We know, we know...
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