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Crossing the Line

8/20/2019

 
We love Fall. The pleasant daytime temperatures; the cooler nighttime temperatures. The changing leaves. Maple. Lightweight sweaters to cover our never-ready-for-summer bodies.
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We accept that our society is in hurry-up mode—for example, who’s gonna be the first to put their pumpkin spice product out. But this. THIS we will not ever accept.
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​Yeah. Not a joke. Pumpkin. Spice. Spam.

Spam ain’t the best food choice, and reminds us of our penny-pinching upbringing. A rectangular, gelatinous, sodium-overloaded “meat” product cannot be hip-ified with the pumpkin spice movement!

According to Hormel: "True to the brand's roots, SPAM® Pumpkin Spice combines deliciousness with creativity, allowing the latest variety to be incorporated into a number of dishes, from on-trend brunch recipes to an easy, pick me-up snack."

We’re only picking this up to use as a weapon. Or doorstop. Or gag gift.
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Don’t. Just. Don’t.


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