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Be My Gouda

2/6/2019

 
What’s another cheese story from Crack Wise? Not cheesy, though we’re guilty of that one from time to time.

You can gift your significant other with conversation doughnuts from Krispy Crème, a heart-shaped tray of chicken nuggets or mini sandwiches from Chick-fil-A, or you could stick their face in a gift box… of cheese from Crave Brothers Farmstead Cheese.

Who wouldn’t want award-winning Wisconsin artisan cheese?

The Brothers Crave offer three different boxes ranging in price from $16 to $22.99 (before shipping charges).

Imagine the look on your sweetie’s face when he/she opens the Crave Brothers Farmstead Mascarpone Cheese Box. This gift appeals to chocolate lovers, dessert lovers and cheese lovers, featuring a recipe card, Oreo Pie Crust, Hershey’s Special Dark Chocolate, and two containers of Mascarpone cheese. Whip up a pie, then whip your sweetheart!
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While we’re feeling the Mascarpone love, how about the Crave Brothers Farmstead Cheese Mascarpone Caramel Sauce with Candied Pecans Gift Box? Recipe cards will instruct the receiver on how this devilishly delicious caramel Mascarpone sauce will make ice cream, angel food cake, fresh fruit, or whatever dessert even better. Or make your S.O. taste better...
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Perhaps you really want to get some good lovin’ on Valentine’s Day. Then whip out the Crave Brothers Farmstead Cheese Sampler Gift Box. It’s the ideal assortment of cheese that you can serve to entertain your people, or as foreplay with your person. Deep inside this box are: two Farmer’s Rope String Cheese, cheddar cheese curds, marinated fresh mozzarella, and two containers of Mascarpone. It's like a cheese orgy!
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Holy cow! (We couldn’t resist.) Happy Valencheese Day!


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