The Language of Lust

YouPorn won’t be outdone by Tinder, damnit! After Tinder announced its Spring Break Mode feature, YouPorn decided to up the bang game with its own web-based app: “Sexy Lingo.”
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The app is designed to help men and women master the art of flirting in other languages. Is that what we’re calling it? Flirting?

“Communicating in another language, especially in a foreign country, can be difficult for many,” said Charlie Hughes, Vice President of YouPorn. “From understanding the proper use of nouns to establishing consent, misreading signs and saying a phrase that may come off as offensive are all problems men and women face.”

Best we get schooled by Sexy Lingo! Lessons are offered in four key categories:

The Basics: Learn the proper use of nouns and pronouns, as well as their designations.

Starting a Conversation: Hi, Hello, Hola, Bonjour! This lesson walks through greetings and questions, places and times, adjectives and activities.

Flirting: Everyone loves a compliment, and speaking in a native language can really make an impact.  From making plans to the next step, this lesson dives in to continue conversations.

Intimate: Reading signs correctly? This final lesson gives an overview of intimate words and bedroom talk, but most importantly, establishing consent!

Well, here’s to you and your quest on getting some action across the world. Aren’t you just the U.N. of naughty time? Meow.
 

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