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Happy Christmasween?

9/29/2018

 
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So vomitously cute!

​​Fall just officially made its appearance, but it’s never too early to immerse oneself in all things Christmas. Right?

The Hallmark Channel has grown in popularity over the years, and it’s completely understandable. When we’re surrounded by 24/7 fake news and overly-opinionated everybodys, we could use an escape. And that’s exactly what Hallmark is—a good, clean, safe, escape from the b.s. That-- we can get on board with.

But 36 new Christmas movies? I dunno. The Hallmark Channel and Hallmark Movies & Mysteries will join forces to bring us this Christmas extravaganza.

The first movie will hit the small screen on October 27th. I guess Hallmark is all:

                                        “Suck it, Halloween!”

Hey, no judgement. Go ahead and fart a cinnamon and peppermint trail and be happy!

But we’re thinking something more sinister is at play. What if Hallmark is trying to turn us into a world full of elves!?! And the air will constantly smell like eggnog. And even worse—men’s chestnuts will end up on an open fire!
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If you choose to ignore this nefarious plan, then watch away!

10/27 Christmas at Pemberley Manor (Hallmark)
11/03  Christmas Joy (Hallmark)
11/04  Road to Christmas (Halmark)
11/04  Marrying Father Christmas (Hallmark Movies & Mysteries)
11/10   It’s Christmas Eve (hallmark)
11/11    Christmas Love (Hallmark)
11/11    A Soldier’s Christmas (Hallmark Movies & Mysteries)
11/17   Christmas at Graceland (Hallmark)
11/17   A Godwink Christmas (Hallmark Movie & Mysteries)
11/18   Mingle All the Way (Hallmark)
11/18   Return to Christmas Creek (Hallmark Movies & Mysteries)
11/19   Christmas on Honeysuckle Lane (Hallmark Movies & Mysteries)
11/20  Hope at Christmas (Hallmark Movies & Mysteries)
11/21   Christmas at the Palace (Hallmark)
11/22  Christmas at Grand Valley (Hallmark)
11/23  Pride, Prejudice and Mistletoe (Hallmark)
11/24  Christmas Everlasting (Hallmark)
11/25  Welcome to Christmas (Hallmark)
11/25  A Shoe Addicts Christmas (Hallmark Movies & Mysteries)
12/01  Christmas in Evergreen: Letters to Santa (Hallmark)
12/02  A Majestic Christmas (Hallmark)
12/02  Northern Lights of Christmas (Hallmark)
12/08  Homegrown Christmas (Hallmark Movies & Mysteries)
12/08  Memories of Christmas (Hallmark)
12/09  Once Upon a Christmas Miracle (Hallmark Movies & Mysteries)
12/09  Christmas Wonderland (Hallmark)
12/15   A Gingerbread Romance (Hallmark)
12/15   Time for Me to Come Home for Christmas (Hallmark Movies & Mysteries)
12/16   Reunited at Christmas (Hallmark Movies & Mysteries)
12/16   Entertaining Christmas (Hallmark)
12/22   Christmas Copy (Hallmark)
12/22   Small Town Christmas (Hallmark Movies & Mysteries)
12/23   Christmas Made to Order (Hallmark)
12/23   Christmas Bells are Ringing (Hallmark Movies & Mysteries)
12/25   When Calls the Heart Christmas (Hallmark)
12/29   Focus on Love (Hallmark)

​Whew... Who needs a drink? 

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