Now that you’re in quarantine, perhaps you’ve noticed that things stink. Not the work from home situation. Or the home schooling your kids situation. But your space smells funky.

Allow us to introduce you to Alio—oil-free reed diffusers you can hang or place anywhere. ​

​​These little gems don’t mask the stank, they neutralize them at the molecular level. Think of bathrooms, gym bags, pet spaces… So, superhero-y!

Here are the deets:

OIL-FREE - No spill design is safe to use around kids and pets
 
MADE WITH ODOR ELIMINATING TECHNOLOGY - Alio reeds and hanging air fresheners are infused with a powerful odor neutralizing formula and light fragrance
 
ECO-FRIENDLY - Made from natural wood resin harvested from locally sourced, sustainably harvested trees
 
VERSATILE - Use the vase of reeds for a whole room or place individual reeds in smaller spaces like drawers, stinky shoes, or lockers
 
FRAGRANCE INFUSED – Custom blended fragrances leave a fresh, “subtle” scent.   
Reeds are available in Cedar & Teak, Fresh Cucumber, Jasmine Rain, Lavender Beeswax, Soft Blanket and Warm Vanilla
Hanging Air Fresheners are available in Cedar & Teak, Jasmine Rain, Lavender Beeswax, Soft Blanket and Unscented
 
REFILLABLE – Reed refills are available in all 6 fragrances.
 
MADE IN THE USA - Alio is a family-owned business in NJ that wants to help keep the air around you “FRESH”!   

OMG! We've discovered the coolest outdoor game for kids: Stomp Rocket Dueling Rockets!
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​Whether you're looking for an Easter gift, birthday gift, family vacation activity, get-the-hell-out-of-the-house-before-I-smack-you-gift (to yourself)-- the rocket is nothing but tons of fun. 

This set comes with two launch pads so friends can face off simultaneously, sending their rockets up to 200 feet.

Get yours at Target.

Oh! We noticed that this game is for ages 5 and up. Since we fall into the "and up" category, we adults can have fun with this.

Imagine at your next barbecue: you're loaded up on a few "beverages" and potato salad and decide to challenge your Uncle Larry to a duel. It's a way to finally kick his lame, adulterous ass without getting thrown behind bars.

We just had a moment, didn't we?

St. Patrick’s Day. The day we’re all a little green (probs from all the green beer and bad food choices). The day we’re all McLastName. They day where we have no idea what the holiday is about, but eff it—let’s drink!

Before you get all tore-up from the floor-up, drop some of these St. Pat’s facts on your peeps before you start spewing lies, tales, and green eggs…

174%: Increase in beer sales on St. Patrick’s Day compared to the rest of the year (153% more spirits are sold compared with the average day).

$1.6 Million: Market value of a leprechaun’s pot of gold.

$6.16 Billion: Amount spent collectively on St. Patrick’s Day 2020 ($43 per person celebrating).

32.1 Million: Number of Americans who claim Irish ancestry, second only to German and 7 times Ireland's population.

WalletHub has compiled the Best Cities for St. Patrick’s Day Celebrations based on things like number of Irish pubs and restaurants per capita; lowest price for a three-star hotel on the holiday; weather; parades, etc…
See how green your ‘hood is…

Seriously. Nevada should be placed in some created Naughty Hall of Fame. Because we all know Vegas is Sin City, and that means Nevada is the sinny-est state in the union. So, when WalletHub does their little research thing to find out the Most Sinful States next year-- we can leave Nevada off the list as permanently sinful.

Spanking Nevada's rear in second is Texas, followed by Florida, California, and Georgia. WalletHub used 47 different metrics to determine the sinning, including: anger and hatred, jealousy, excesses and vices, lust, vanity, and laziness.
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See where your state ranks:
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​​We're conflicted. Does a non-top 20 rank mean we should try and be like Vermont (least sinful?) Or should we turn up and get all sinfully competitive?