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Party Perfect

2/18/2020

 
It’s all about Insta worthiness, isn’t it? (It really isn’t, but…) A gathering isn’t just a gathering. It’s all about the experience. So, get serious about the planning. What’s in? What’s out? The pressure can be so, GAH!

Our friends at The Bash have got us. Phew!
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Let’s get the “what’s out” stuff out of here, first.

Generic Party Favors. In 2020 go the extra mile with a personalized gift, such as a memorable photo or a drawing of the guest.
Crack Wise feels: Effort. You said effort. Sigh.

Custom Signs. It's easy to go overboard on party decor, and too many customized signs will distract from the elegance of an event.
Crack Wise feels: Fine. Bye, bye restroom signs…

Vast Guest Lists. Bigger isn't always better!  Smaller parties are less expensive and give you quality time with people who mean the most to you.
Crack Wise feels: Yes. We cheap, er… frugal…

Basic String Lights: Fixtures are getting fancy - this year try mixing and matching hanging lanterns with exposed bulbs, glass pendant lights and chandeliers made out of unexpected materials.
Crack Wise feels: Fine. Check out our FAA-violating laser.
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So what’s new for 2020?

Venues with picturesque backdrops.
Crack Wise feels: We’ll make sure grandma’s portable toilet is prominent…

Natural Adornments
Crack Wise feels: Farrah has natural large boobies, so…

Grazing stations will be at all the parties.  These buffet style spreads arrange cheese, nuts, fruit, veggies and dips in an eye-catching way.
Crack Wise feels: Who’s bringing the farm animals? Conley?

Clothing trend?  Funky accessories!  Formal dress is too stuffy and in 2020 fun meets fancy with quirky socks and humorous bowties.  Accessories that show off your personality.
Crack Wise feels: Get ready for neon and crocs! No?

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