Boo Hoo

"Life is sooooo hard! Waaaa!"

We don’t usually fall into the easy trap of raggin’ on Millennials. We were all at one time young and idealistic and a touch stupid, and it’s unfair to cast such a wide net over the younger generation. There are assh&les in every generation, and non-sterotypical peeps in every generation. No?

But in this case, we’re going to make an exception. 

Research from Arizona State University shows that 25% of millennials have PTSD from the 2016 election. In fact, around the time of the inauguration-- students' average stress score was on par with those who witnessed a school shooting.

Really?

What frustrates us about this particular younger generation is the lack of brain power. The internet and social media have made people lazy and dumb.

                            “I read it on the internet, so it must be true.”

There’s no longer any fact-checking; vetting sources; independent thought. Or—knowledge on how our government actually works.

Sad. Snowflakes.

While we’re on a roll, here are some things millennials have ruined:

American cheese
Working
Napkins
Department stores
Cereal
Diamonds
Stilettos
Oh, and you’ve ruined snowflakes...

Now go cry in your avocado toast.

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