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You're Worth It

1/10/2019

 
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There’s a lot going with this story we’re about to tell you. It involves hobbies, later-in-life success, and money—like, you-may-need-a-small-loan kind of money.

Where to begin…

First, folks here in the good ol’ U-S-A now have a chance to purchase luxury skincare items from Persatique. The brand started in Switzerland for private clients and exclusive European spas, but now we commoners get a shot at the fountain of youth.

If there’s a chance we can look all blonde-haired and blue-eyed with a spot-on physique, we’ll order this shizz by the bucket-full!

Anywho, let’s get back to it.

Second, founder Charlotte Barclay started making skincare products as a hobby during her teen years in Vienna. She ended up working in the beauty industry for years, but never developed her own line. While in her 60s, she turned her side hustle into a business, and boom—success!

That’s so inspiring! Maybe our idea for a Sips-n-Dips restaurant will take off. See, we envision people enjoying platefuls of dips (like beefy queso and tortilla chips) while sipping a very large cocktail from a kiddie pool. No—patrons won’t be sitting in the pool. Just lingering outside of it with a big-ass straw. And draaanking.

Again, we’ve digressed.

Third, Persatique’s creams sound wonderful, but you might need to get a third job to afford them. The Ultra Enhancing Day Cream and the Ultra Enhancing Night Cream only costs $416 and $476. But, with a special introductory offer, you can score both for just $792.

Wonderful. Hope the landlord understands when we can’t pay the rent this month.

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