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Lippy

12/16/2019

 
With a new year almost here, one must know what the new trend is for 2020 when it comes to cosmetic surgery.

New York City board-certified plastic surgeon Dr. Oren Tepper believes it’s the:

Lip Lift.

That’s because he’s the co-founder of LipSync, which takes into account a person’s face, lips mouth, and smile as a whole to give someone an all-over younger look. The real novelty with this innovative collaboration is that plastic surgeons are now understanding dentistry (and the importance of partnering) and dentists are understanding what's possible with plastic surgery. Changing lip position and architecture can not only make patients look younger but can significantly impact the goals of aesthetic dentistry. 
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​We’re intrigued. Perhaps Santa can stuff our stocking with some phat bills so we can give this a try.

Sacred Gift

12/9/2019

 
The young folk call their girlfriends a squad. Dudes call their bros a posse. The wealthy have an entourage, and the spiritually evolved have “tribes”. Who knew?

If you gals want to gather your tribe, try luring them (for what?) with the Sacred Woman Gathering Kit. No. It’s not a trail of chocolate leading to an entrapping net. ​
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​It’s a kit for hosting your own Sacred Woman Gathering—made by women, by hand in L.A.

The love-and-intention-filled box includes:
A hand sculpted goddess

Ceramic tray with a Palo Santo bundle

Talking stick made from driftwood collected on Whidbey Island (we are not mature enough to deal with “talking sticks” and “wood”.)

Hand poured soy candle with clear quartz and lightly scented with

Essential oils of cedar and sweet orange

Selenite tower (made by mama Earth)

Instructional booklet (with a beautiful cover image painted by a female artist, @yogaandartjourney)

Surely, you have $149 to gift some tribe leader with this, no?

This F&cking Workout!

12/2/2019

 
Finally. A workout that speaks to me like the f8cking trucker that lives in my sh*tbag soul: 6 Weeks of THE WORK by Beachbody. A program that capitalizes on recent research that shows that swearing during your workout can help increase pain tolerance, power, and strength output.
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We’ve been cussing this for years—which is why we don’t work out with others. But now… game changer!
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This program was created by Amoila Cesar—top trainer to NBA players and celebrities. You know, people with good bodies who don’t eat Snickers and Oreos for breakfast. Those people.
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All we know is that we’re treating ourselves to a f&cking treat after this workout, d*mnit!

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