Nice Facial

Forget pricey plastic surgery. For $65 you can look like Meghan Markle!

Well, not really like her. But you could have the same chiseled jawline just like the Duchess of Sussex.

Aside: Is it us, or does Duchess of Sussex sound like a hip-hop artist? Maybe we’re thinking of Fergie and her album The Dutchess. Either way, Meghan Markle needs to drop a rap album about royal life.

Back to business—looking like M. M. We’ve been researching the benefits of fascia manipulation. Settle down, dudes, fascia is the sheets of connective tissue that connect, penetrate, envelope, and surround every organ, joint, muscle and system of the body. Massaging the fascia supposedly can reduce pain, improve circulation, and a bunch of other awesome health stuffs. 

Ms. Meghan has shared with her commoners that she enjoys facial massages, and that’s how she looks so damned good. Sure—genes have nothing to do with it. Neither do stylists. Whatever. So what are we regular gals supposed to do?

Grab a FaceBlaster and get to work!
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WTH is a FaceBlaster?

​It’s a handheld tool with three tiny, dainty claws to massage problem areas on the face.

It’s the perfect shape that fits perfectly along your jawline, to help you sculpt a defined profile.

It increases circulation and can eliminate wrinkles, inflammation, and other skin impurities.

It can eliminate sagging skin, jowls, wrinkles and more!

For $65 bucks, that ain’t bad. But... you could just invite us over, and we’ll use this:
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And we’ll do it for free. But we’d appreciate a four-pack of those Barefoot Moscato mini-bottles and some Easy Mac for our services.

Bet we’ll have more fun!
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