Is it just us? Or is there a sudden obsession with The V? We’re not talking about the lustful desires to dive in, but the overwhelming need to steam, vajazzle, tighten, and tuck it.
We completely understand that things change over time at the “southern resort”. In an attempt to rejuvenate, we turn to Kegels and hormone creams, adult diapers, and lots of prayer.
If you have jayjay concerns, you can handle them—at home. Boost your self-confidence, improve your comfort, and get back on the intimacy train with vfit PLUS. It’s the first and only clinically proven, home-use system that revives your pelvic floor safely and effectively.
Colette Courtion developed vfit. It uses red light energy and gentle heat with no downtime or side effects. And what’s even better, vfit PLUS is the first energy-based technology designated by the FDA as a low-risk general wellness device for improvement of intimate wellness.
Cost: $495 at www.getvfit.com
Alrighty, then. Let’s start our own business and throw vfit parties? If we can sell Tupperware, supplements, candles and jewelry, why not a P Party? We’ll call it:
Meow Meow Makeovers. Invite a couple of your gal pals. Serve some wine and cheese, and get that thang in shape!
Then, we’ll vajazzle and start an Instagram account.
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Haus of V is a creative collective that shares a similar mindset -- with a twist.