Life-Stalking

For the uber planner in you, there’s Organicer. Since a physical day planner thingie won’t suffice, nor will that calendar app on your phone, let’s double your work with this new product!

This is how it works: You write down your schedule in the Oganicer planner, then use the app to snap a photo of your notes and the QR code. The app then transfers appointments, notes, and tasks to your phone and will send you reminders.

Uhmmmm… my phone does all of this now. Without the need to add an app.  This is not helping our mental wellness!
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And another thing: What’s so nice about Organicer? You’re still obsessing over everything, but in triplicate! We guess because it’s pretty and techy, it’s nice. Pfft. We think they’re trying to make use drink more. But if you dig, go for it! We still love you.

Why would Crack Wise want to track our habits? Especially when they’d read like this:

Ate wheel of cheese

Drank two glasses of ChocoVine

Daydreamed about having the ultimate beach body

Read that your mind is powerful and can make things happen

Thought for a few minutes about our fat becoming flat and fab

Looked in mirror and saw no changes
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Drank another glass of ChocoVine

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