“What’s good for the goose is good for the gander.”
It’s a saying we’ve all heard before.
And now, the tables have turned. What’s good for the gander is good for the goose when it comes to poppin’ open the hood and getting a tune-up!
Men want their equal rights regarding plastic surgery. Each year the number of men addressing their issues increases.
Here are the top 10 procedures and their costs:
Eyelid rejuvenation: under $3,000
Neck lift: between $4,500 and $7,000
Facial fillers and Botox: $400 per area for fillers/$350 for Botox
Nose job: between $4,500 and $6,000
Chin augmentation: between $2,500 and $7,000
Liposuction: approximately $3,000
Hair transplant: between $8,000 and $11,000
Male breast reduction: around $3,500
Pectoral implants: between $6,500 and $12,000
Ear surgery: between $3,000 and $5,000
Either save your money, boys, or become a gigolo, or ask Santa to stuff some cash in your stocking because insurance may not help you out.
The staff at Crack Wise has uncovered male-type surgeries that need to happen in the near future and their potential costs:
DirtyUndiesOnFloor: no happy-fun-time for a month
EmptyCartonOfMilkInFridge: two slaps to the back of the neck
ActionFigurePurchase: go sleep on the couch until further notice
Haus of V is a creative collective that shares a similar mindset -- with a twist.