Itchy & Scratchy

WTF with all the STDs?
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According to the CDC, combined cases of syphilis, gonorrhea, and chlamydia (the three most commonly reported STDs) reached an all-time high in the U.S. in 2018.
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via GIPHY

Mycoplasma genitalium (MG or Mgen) is the most-reported STD. Uh.... we've gotta go look that one up............................................................................................ It's a small and pathogenic bacterium that lives on the skin cells of the urinary and genital tracts in humans... resistant to multiple antibiotics... #letsblamechina
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Crack Wise-dom:
According to the chart, the most cases are in rural America... #blamethesheep

A 326% increase in cases involving gonorrhea in men? #blamethesheep

Those over the age of 40 are the ones who should know better, but apparently don't. #blameyourself​

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