With all the recent talk of equality, it's nice to know men want to get a "tune up", too. Why not? We could all use a little improvement. Some turn to exercise. Others turn to surgery. Some are just blessed with great genes. We hate them deep inside our sad, black souls... But we digress.
Sometimes, we turn to fillers to even-out those wrinkles and laugh lines. And men are turning to fillers to beef up their... scrots.
Yes. You read that correctly. Scrotum. Fillers. Because men want big balls.
"(injecting) a filler in the soft dartos layer undernearth the scrotal skin, so as to cause a visible increase in scrotal volume."
That doesn't sound pleasant.
How big are things gonna get? Like "South Park" Randy big?
You do you, but why, gents?
You're just going to need to adjust more. And doctors say the effects wear off after a year. So, more pricking!
Crack Wise is curious:
Have there been complaints over bag size? We've not heard that this is common talk in the She-Shed.
Won't inseams have to be adjusted?
Instead of tea bagging, it'll now be tether-balling, right? Bruises.
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