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Good Vibrations

2/20/2019

 
We’re starting to believe a magical Utopian place really does exist—the Grand Velas Riviera Maya.

This spa is amazing!

We’ve shared such other-worldly stories with you about healthy tequila sampling, pumpkin facials, creative pampering… and now something else we’d love to try if we could spend someone else’s money--Vibrational Healing Massage.

This is not an Adam & Eve special—not that that’s a bad thing (wink, wink).
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Guests will enjoy an energy boost, improved mental concentration and will fall into a deep state of relaxation. A therapist begins by placing vibrational bowls on the massage table alongside the guest and then using tuning forks on his or her meridians and energy centers. Next, the therapist places the Quantum drum at a frequency of 432 hz. The vibrations blended with the drum will tune the soul to the frequency of the earth, universally harmonizing the beats.

​The 80-minute massage also improves shoulder, neck and lower back pain and migraines from tight muscles………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………

We’re sorry. We drifted off from all that awesome.


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