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Bed Zen

12/13/2018

 
Finally, exercise we can get into. Because it involves sitting around in our comfy clothes in bed.

(Cue the dramatic music) It’s a wellness craze that’s sweeping the nation, and you don’t have to leave your bed (music swells)--Beditation!

Balance and restore the body, then drift off for a good night’s sleep. Wellness guru Pilin Anice has joined forces with DreamCloud for the better of mankind.

“Sleep is essential to overall health and productivity, and your mattress truly matters, invest in it!” said Pilin.

Obvs she being paid by DreamCloud—the mattress company.

Yes, a good mattress is crucial to zzzzz time. But we’re not going to buy a new mattress for Beditation, mkay?

How to Beditate:
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​We noticed something in the tutorial picture:
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Is this pose called “Cheese Cutter?”

Anywho, we suppose this is better than our wellness craze: Boozesnoozies. Drink a glass or three, then pass out. 

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